"ronald why didnt you finish your fucking paperwork"
"ronald you are behind in paperwork by 3 weeks"
I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal
"That’s a lot of queer characters for one series."
I know, it’s almost like queer people hang out with each other because they understand each other’s struggles and find it easier to trust that other queer people won’t judge them.
does sebastian make pirate jokes at ciel because if he doesnt he should
"Sebastian bring me some tea."
“Arrrrr Aye matey”
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
"the bride will now recite her vows."
space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. its ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds. to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no one has gone before.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Scientists and music professors at Cambridge University came together to find the saddest song ever made. They went through thousands and thousands of music sheets, some even dating back to the 16th century. They went through composers like Mozart, Beethoven, Franz Schubert and Johann Sebastian Bach. They tested the songs on hundreds of different people, observing The Limbic system, which is the part of the brain which controls emotion, like sadness, happiness and anger. After 7 years of research and observation, they finally found a song which made 94.7% of listeners cry or feel an overwhelming of sadness come across them. This is the song they found.